Donald J Trump – #47 Clown President (Dumb as shit)
J D Vance – Vice Clown President
- Scott Bessent – Secretary of the Treasury
- Doug Burgum – Secretary of the Interior
- Lori Chavez-DeRemer – Secretary of Labor
- Doug Collins – Secterary of Veterans Affairs
- Sean Duffy – Secretary of Transportation
- Tulsi Gabbard – Director of National Intelligence
- Jamieson Greer – United States Trade Representative
- Pete Hegseth – Secretary of War … (and probably the dumbest next to Donald)
- Robert F Kennedy Jr – Secretary of Health and Human Services
- Kelly Loeffler – Administrator of the Small Business Administration
- Howard Lutnick – Secretary of Commerce
- Linda McMahon – Secretary of Education
- Markwayne Mullin – Secretary of Homeland Security
- John Ratcliffe – Director of the Central Intelligence Agency
- Brooke Rollins – Secretary of Agriculture
- Mark Rubio – Secretary of State
- Scott Turner – Secretary of Housing and Urban Development
- Russ Vought – Director of the Office of Management and Budget
- Chris Wright – Secretary of Energy
- Lee Zeldin – Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency
Bye Bye
- Kirsti Noem – Secretary of Homeland Security (5 mars 2026)
- Pam Bondi – Attorney General (1 april 2026)